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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 23, 2011 13:56:42 GMT -5
Hahaha good you took it well...I've never been to the Motor City so I don't know what it's like
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Post by TigerzGM on Jun 23, 2011 21:18:30 GMT -5
Ehh I've never been either lol
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jul 24, 2011 22:02:47 GMT -5
After too long of a break, All Braun, No Brain is back! I'm opening up the All Braun, No Brain Sweepstakes! PM me your ideas for the next quirky, racy and/or awkward situation to write about! Note, you'd send me the idea, then I'd make it into writing. The best idea(s) will be shown league-wide. The deadline is July 31st, subject to extension. Have fun  |
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Aug 6, 2011 5:58:58 GMT -5
Reports from Oakland, CA and Chicago, IL: Ryan Braun is at it again!
During a recent home series against the White Sox, General Manager Rich Patrick of the A's took some time before a game to talk to the press about the status of his team. After ten minutes of Q&A, Patrick returned to his office...to find that his milkshake had disappeared!
"He came down into the locker room with a Citi Field milkshake in his hand," noted White Sox centerfielder Colby Rasmus. "Smirking, he stared at me, put a finger up to his mouth in a 'be quiet' motion, and kept sippin' on the shake."
"Damn man, I don' see why he can't run down to Wendy's or sometin'," Sox pitcher Michael Pineda wondered aloud. "'Das the sh-t."
Furious, Rich sued Braun for the milkshake, a total of about $4.95 with tax.
Mets GM on the incident: "I know, it's good! I was reluctant to trade the shake. Well, I can actually just get one from the Shake Shack later on."
A few days later, Major League Baseball received the results to a recent steroid test. Most of the White Sox were found clean, except for star outfielder Ryan Braun.
Braun, then with the White Sox in Chicago, answered questions before a game against Minnesota. Using the David Ortiz excuse, Braun said, "I don't know man. Must be those milkshakes I'm sippin' on. It's a false positive, I'm sure of it."
All White Sox players and staff claimed that they had never seen Braun juice up before. More to come in the following days.
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So, tell me how you liked that article! Also, how do you think the story will end! Nobody knows (except Braun and I...).
By the way, I'll keep on taking ideas for articles. Mets actually gave me an idea that got me thinking about 'roids.
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Post by MetsGM (Owen) on Aug 6, 2011 7:46:45 GMT -5
lol good story
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Aug 6, 2011 8:11:49 GMT -5
Yeah only problem is if the shake price is accurate  |
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Post by rich on Aug 6, 2011 15:14:26 GMT -5
Man, I traded my staff ace for that milkshake. I am suing for more than just the milkshake now!!
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Aug 6, 2011 15:25:44 GMT -5
Man, I traded my staff ace for that milkshake. I am suing for more than just the milkshake now!! Calm down, we'll get Braun in line. He'll know what's up after a beatdown from Michael Pineda. |
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