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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 5, 2011 18:19:32 GMT -5
Reports from Chicago Sports network are claiming that there is tension between slugger Ryan Braun and other Sox stars.
First off, with the unofficial appointment on Starlin Castro as team captain on Friday (press conference 6:00 Thursday), Braun felt "unwanted."
On Saturday night, Braun slept with Michael Pineda's wife, Shaniqua Johnson-Pineda, in a nearby Chicago hotel.
In response, White Sox General Manager Michael Terilli said, "Who hasn't been with Shaniqua?"
Michael Pineda, outraged, had an altercation with Braun, and obviously won.
Braun now wants out of Chicago!
Henry Blanco on the issue: "¡Me encanta Chicago!"
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU, HENRY!!!
Nick Swisher suggested a dance party. Unsuccesful
While the White Sox want to keep Braun, they are seeing how much they can get for him.
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Post by O's on Jun 5, 2011 18:25:35 GMT -5
HAHA your a dork! What do you want for him?
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 5, 2011 18:33:00 GMT -5
I was really bored and I thought the Pineda thing was funny...I want a star back or like three solid players
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Post by rich on Jun 5, 2011 18:38:04 GMT -5
Dude, hilarious. Brought back the time in 1977 or so when Indians CF Rick Manning slept with Dennis Eckersley wife. To relieve the potential eruption between the 2, the Indians elected to trade Eckersley for basically nothing!!!! Typical Tribe back then. How stupid they were. They honestly thought Manning was way better than Eck!!
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 5, 2011 18:39:41 GMT -5
Hahaha I won't be that dumb...he's not really OTB, just wanted to give everyone a chuckle
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Post by redsoxgm (forbz) on Jun 5, 2011 18:40:05 GMT -5
kinsler ludwick and scheppers
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 5, 2011 18:43:48 GMT -5
Good offer, I'll say no, though...did you find it funny at least? lol
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Post by rich on Jun 5, 2011 18:46:46 GMT -5
Dude Braun sucks! If he gonna be such a bitch about not being named team captain and wouldn't go to Nick Swisher's dance party, then the White Sox don't need that cancer in the clubhouse. Let the A's take him. I will offer Vin Mazzaro.
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Post by AngelsGM (Andrew) on Jun 5, 2011 18:53:09 GMT -5
Ill take him
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 5, 2011 19:09:36 GMT -5
I would Rich, but Mazarro recently slept with Shaniqua on a west-coast trip...keep your damn players in line!
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Post by MetsGM (Owen) on Jun 5, 2011 19:13:32 GMT -5
Haha amusing story! I like the Henry Blanco part too, who do u like from my team?
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 5, 2011 19:18:55 GMT -5
Anyone who doesn't like black married women.
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Post by redsoxgm (forbz) on Jun 5, 2011 19:28:53 GMT -5
what would it take for braun?
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Post by rich on Jun 5, 2011 19:42:52 GMT -5
I would Rich, but Mazarro recently slept with Shaniqua on a west-coast trip...keep your damn players in line! I can't help what Mazzaro does. He was out recently with Delonte West, Shaniqua, and LeBron's Mom. You should tell Michael Pineda to control his whore of a wife! Seriously, dude, she is the cancer in the clubhouse. Along with Henry Blanco, whoever that is |
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Post by MetsGM (Owen) on Jun 5, 2011 19:54:10 GMT -5
Blanco is a mediocre Hispanic catcher lol.
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 5, 2011 20:05:20 GMT -5
Blanco was the life of Swish's dance party...
Pineda is on a rookie salary, his wife needs to make money somehow.
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 8, 2011 16:07:15 GMT -5
In a recent interview with the the Chicago Sun Times, Braun says he's a daring guy. He is quoted as saying, "I take the extra base, I rock climb in the offseason, and, well, I don't have safe sex."
While this comes as a blow to numerous companies, like Trojan, it shocked the Pineda family.
Michael Pineda said, "I'ma kick the f*ckin sh*t out of that white-ass bastard."
His wife, Shaniqua Pineda, said that she would be happy to throw a few punches as well.
More to come as this story unfolds.
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 23, 2011 12:19:18 GMT -5
Breaking news from the South Side:
In a recent pregame interview with the White Sox television network, Braun was asked about being a leading NL outfielder in the all-star voting. The slugger replied: "Ahh, guess I'm popular again. I just want to thank all of the beloved Tiger fans out there."
The response was very odd, as was his after yesterday's game against Detroit: " Oh, I was tired, I had a hangover. I went partying with that Detroit owner."
Partying with the general manager of the opposing squad? Very questionable.
The Detroit Tigers GM denied the allegations, telling the White Sox that he "has to go take a nap lol."
In response, White Sox GM Michael Terilli said "lol ok, cya man."
What do we make of this? Swisher said that Braun blew off the team party for another party, one with drinking. "See," Swish retorted, "even our team captain, Star, is too young to drink. We can't have booze here!!!"
White Sox General Manager responded with this: "Maybe that asshole needs to be moved to a club-less, boring-ass trashy ugly as hell city, like Detroit."
More to come as the story progresses.
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 23, 2011 12:20:53 GMT -5
Tigers, in no way was I offending you, just lettin you know, but the whole idea sprouted from you lol...this is again all just for fun  |
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Post by TigerzGM on Jun 23, 2011 13:34:57 GMT -5
Lol it's fine man. And Braun is definitely welcome in our "club-less, boring-ass trashy ugly as hell city"
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