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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 6, 2011 15:51:41 GMT -5
As a follow-up to the last one, make a team of players that you despise. C: Matt Weiters - Overrated since day one 1B: Ryan Howard - A fatass that only hits HRs...the Yanks struck him out 13 times in '09 WS (EASY!) 2B: Dustin Pedroia - A little pest vs. Yankees, all people say is how much he hustles, Cano's better without even trying SS: Hanley Ramirez - Always stayed away from him, he finally isn't loved anymore, a little arrogant overrated shit 3B: Mark Reynolds - Meet my friend Jeff and you'll know why LF: Carl Crawford - Annoying stance, he has speed and that's it...great signing Boston  CF: Alex Rios - Historical Yankee killer, good to see him fail RF: Nick Markakis - Another bird that kills New York UTIL: Jose Reyes - See Hanley, subtract overrated (he IS good) HM: David Ortiz - "Big Poopy" SP: Oliver Perez - Suddenly he does well vs. New York (yeah a common theme here) SP: Max Scherzer - Like I took a shit one day and it then became a top-20 starting pitcher suddenly...plus he's an ugly bastard (not to sound weird) SP: C.J. Wilson - Take a look at his mutton chops SP: John Lackey - Ugly bastard like Scherzer, plus he's a BoSox SP: Dallas Braden - The "get off my mound crap," I mean I don't love A-Roid either, but he's ions better than Braden CL: Francisco Rodriguez - You're paid to pitch, not to dance. Go to a freakin ballet school if you want to dance. |
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Post by MetsGM (Owen) on Jun 6, 2011 16:04:42 GMT -5
Bro, criticizing our closer when every time there is a save situation it turns into a Metallica concert at Yankee Stadium, and how is Reyes arrogant? He can't even speak English? lol
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Post by WhiteSoxGM (Michael) on Jun 6, 2011 16:08:13 GMT -5
I figured this would happen...
K-Rod also pitches with the same hand that he decked his father-in-law with.
OK Reyes isn't arrogant, he's a whiner though, it's gotten better, but he popped into my head immediately, then Ortiz "pooped" into my head lol
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Post by NationalsGM (Chris) on Jun 6, 2011 16:10:53 GMT -5
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Post by AngelsGM (Andrew) on Jun 6, 2011 16:18:41 GMT -5
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Post by goknicks73 on Jun 6, 2011 16:25:34 GMT -5
Best players that I traded away this season in my ESPN fantasy baseball league:
C: Matt Wieters
1B: Mark Teixeira
1B: Justin Morneau
2B: Brandon Phillips
3B: Ryan Roberts
SS: Jimmy Rollins
SS: Hanley Ramirez
OF: Ichiro Suzuki
OF: Carl Crawford
OF: Jason Werth
OF: Shane Victarino
OF: Alex Gordon
OF: Andrew McCutchen
OF: Matt Kemp
OF: Andre Either
SP: Felix Hernandez
SP: Josh Johnson
SP: Chris Carpenter
SP: Cole Hamels
SP: CJ Wilson
SP: Colby Lewis
To be continued....
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Post by MetsGM (Owen) on Jun 6, 2011 16:33:21 GMT -5
C: Jorge Posada- Ask to be released if you don't want to play and quit your bitching! 1B: Kendry Morales- He's gotten hurt while I previously owned him in fantasy leagues twice  2B: Luis Castillo- Made us lose a game against the Yankees on a pop-up he dropped. 3B: Chipper Jones- Named his son, "Shea" because of how big of a Mets killer he is, 'nuff said? SS: Jimmy Rollins- Helped his team capitalize on Mets collapses, wins MVP, and trash-talks. LF: Pat Burrell- Huge Mets killer... CF: Alex Rios- He did awful on my fantasy team. RF: Shin-Soo Choo- He's soooooo overrated. UTIL: Alex ROIDriguez- Potentially going to break the HR record by injecting. Is it worth making Cameron Diaz sad? I guess he thinks so . SP: Jon Lester- Ok I know he's still a great pitcher, but never had a great ERA, overrated. SP: Tommy Hanson- See Jon Lester SP: Dallas Braden- Ever since his perfect game he's been overrated in my opinion. SP: Jered Weaver- He went to Jered....no not the jewelry commercial, everyone is going nuts after his hot start. SP: Ubaldo Jimenez- One good year and he's a HOF? Nuh uh. CL: Brian Wilson- I'm a professional athlete so I'm going to do this homo rock n' roll cross thing after I close out a game and intimidate and intimidate fans with my beard. HM: Mariano Rivera- It's a fucking Metallica concert every time he walks out of the Yankees bullpen. |
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Post by MetsGM (Owen) on Jun 6, 2011 16:34:24 GMT -5
Alex don't forget Cole Hamels to me.
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Post by bronxizburning on Jun 6, 2011 16:49:38 GMT -5
C: Geovany Soto( Quit drafting him in 2010)
1B: Adam Dunn( Can you hit after that contract)
2B: Dustin Pedoria( I just dont like him because he looks like a red sox)
3B: Mark Reynolds( Struck out way to many times for me finally im done with him)
SS: Hanley Ramirez( 2nd overall pick in most fantasy leagues way overated Tulo is way better than him)
LF: Adam Lind( Has had one good year with toronto never gonna draft him or get him again)
CF: BJ Upton(Has made me mad over the last 3-4 years im still gonna draft him trade for him because i know he has the talent)
RF: Jayson Werth(Shave the beard or go on GEICO)
UTIL: Ben Zobrist( See Lind)
DH: David Ortiz( Don't know when he is gonna do good "Unreliable" )
SP: John Lackey(Serves you right for leaving Angels)
SP: Oliver Perez(Disappointment)
SP: Dauiske Matsuzaka(Go back to 2008 and 2009 and leave Sox)
SP: Jorge De La Rosa(QUIT GETTING INJURED)
SP: Chien Ming Wang(Why were you running the bases that game why)
CL: Rafel Soriano(Make me mad with that contract)
Just because there on this list dont mean i would not take them.
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Post by marlins (kevin) on Jun 7, 2011 0:09:10 GMT -5
C:Weiters-overrated
1B:Adam Laroche- sucks/overrated
2B: Brandon Phillips- dick
3B:Mark Reynolds- Quit striking out and hitting .190
SS:Yunel Escobar- Not a nice guy. Met him when he was with the Braves.
LF:Crawford whenever I pick him he sucks. I trade him hes good. I hate you Carl.
CF:Rios - See Crawford
RF:Markakis - See Crawford
SP:Ubaldo- cant win this year
SP:Carlos Zambrano- your not good
SP:John Lackey- always been overrated
SP:Jake Westbrook- leave my cards now
SP:Volquez- one good year nothing since
RP:K-Rod-overpayed (had one good year) and i dont think he is that great.
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